People in the southern US will call their grandparent some shit like Deedaw or Moomoo
not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
Sorry my pussy is so high concept... you might have to squint and dumb yourself down enough to lick it
sorry it's been a couple of days since i've talked about my love for big fat sweaty man ass !!!
Love how slayyyters lyrics are like "molly pussy going berserk" but during interviews she's just talking about how much she loved Hannah Montana as a child
If I was a celebrity I would ask fans to let me go in their house and walk around
grimes died in a plane crash shortly after the release of art angels and was replaced with a body double named gromes #truthwarrior
*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
I love when autistic shut-ins cuss at me online. let me show you how a real spectrum princess throws down